Text Messages From a Club Promoter
Text Messaging; It’s supposed to be this nifty little way to get ahold of someone in a quick, prompt to the point manner. But, over the years it has evolved into an eternal fuck show against you. I cannot tell you how much I used to love getting text messages. They were like little presents you would open up and couldn’t wait to read what they say. Now probably all but 1% of you that live in Los Angeles, better yet Hollywood, will understand the term promoter texts.Promoter texts are the anti-christ of text messages. They are sent from people who you USED TO LIKE, but now you cannot fucking stand the person because they are so damn annoying with their promoter texts. I am writing this article because of a text message I just woke up to at 10:30am, from this douchebag girl who thinks she is a promoter. It reads:
“Stephanie pratt (MTV’s the Hills) and her friends hosting a super hot party @ Area 2nite. Invite all your friends. Text me for guestlist.”
First off, WHO THE FUCK IS STEPHANIE PRATT!? I am not gay, nor do I care about watching someone else’s pathetic life on TV which tells a story about absolutely nothing. Second, AREA!? Ok this is where my self-centered, Hollywood-spawned side kicks in.
I have been out here for a year now, granted it does not seem like forever, but if you can make it a year in Hollywood you’re in. I have done it all. Partied with all the celebrities. Been to all the hottest clubs. Had sex with the hottest chicks. Did the drugs, etc. Now the club called Area was cool about 9 months ago when I moved out here, but if you know the scene, then you will know that the average lifespan for your club is about 3 months (don’t you feel bad for club owners?). That being said, Area is like a fucking grandfather to the scene, except no one loves this grandfather! No one gives a fuck about Area, Stephanie Pratt, or your annoying text messages and the only reason why these promoters are sending them is because the club cannot get anyone in on their own.
Please, unless you are lets say one of the ten established promoters who actually do good clubs, and on good nights, out of two hundred wannabes; take me off your fucking mass text list. I am fucking over it.
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