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What’s NOT King


By now you should have a good idea of “What’s King”. This section covers a lot of the bullshit out there that is absolutely in no way, shape or form “King”. Mainly, theseCheapOair.com are just simple acts or reactions that the person or thing performing simply does not understand, but these issues need be addressed and ultimately be put a stop to.

I am not solely speaking for myself, but for the mass population on this. If you ever catch yourself performing or doing anything listed in this section you should a) STOP! AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN, and b) Punch yourself in the face a minimum of 7 times.

Please either learn from your mistakes (which is why you are here) or GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE!

The Nay-Sayer




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