What’s NOT King
By now you should have a good idea of “What’s King”. This section covers a lot of the bs out there that is absolutely in no way, shape or form “King”. Mainly these

I am not solely speaking for myself, but for the mass population on this. If you ever catch yourself performing or doing anything listed in this section you should a) STOP! AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN, and b) Punch yourself in the face a minimum of 7 times.

The Nay-Sayer
The Nipple-Syndrome
Text Messages From A Club Promoter
The Unitended Number
10 Things Your Girlfriend Should Never Say Or Do
