The Superhero Alpha Males

5. W O L V E R I N E aka Logan

The name is synonymous with toughness in the super-hero world. Wolverine hunts using animalistic senses with a more than killer instinct. He will not hesistate to unleash his wrath on any that oppose him, or the justice in this world. Being that his skeletal system is bonded to a metal called alloy adamantium, his body is nearly indestructible, and can heal wounds at an exponential rate. Most see him as a Neanderthal, but don’t be fooled. Rooting back to his early days in espionage, he learned many different languages, and has traveled more than the National Geographicer. His lamb-chop side-burns make Elvis Presley jealous, and the popularity behind Wolverine has helped Hugh Jackman catapult his career in complete stardom.

4. B A T M A N aka Bruce Wayne

Billionaire playboy turned crime fighter vigilante. Stalks his prey in the dark of the night, and holds a swagger james bond would be jealous of. Has been seen to woo more than his fair share of ladies over the years, and holds an intellectual charm to talk his way through almost anything. No super-powers needed here; relies simply on his cunning, wits, and the art of hand to hand combat, not to mention his plethora of gadgets that only the inspector could dream of. Honed the most on screen appearances of any super-hero, portrayed by the likes of Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Kevin Conroy (voice only) and now Christian Bale – the most bad-ass yet!

3. I R O N  M A N aka Tony Stark

Half man, half machine – Iron man is irresistibly cool to the public eye. Tony stark, much alike Bruce wayne, is another billionaire fighting for peace and justice. With extremely similar personal characteristics to Bruce Wayne, their powers differ greatly… Iron Man could blow Batman away with one blast of his repulsor ray. Mr. Stark also makes Mr. Wayne look like an ape when it comes to his knowledge of chemistry, engineering, mathematics and physics. Iron Man’s armor gives him superhero powers with flight, a defensive energy shield and ultra strength. He utilizes a wide-array of weaponry built into his suit, which is forever evolving. In addition to the original suit he dons, Stark has iron suits built for water, space, and stealth. Robert Downey Jr. has had the privilege to reprise this ultra-super-created-hero in tinsel town.

2. S U P E R  M A N aka Clark Kent

Geek reporter turned truly superman by way of phone booth. With such a tastefully crafted handle, Superman can nearly do it all. The traditional description is, “Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound”. His arsenal of superpowers includes super-speed, flight, super-strength, invincibility to almost all attacks, and more than superior use of the five senses. The man of steel is often imitated but never duplicated by media-friendly types around the world, (i.e. Shaquille O’Neil). Christopher Reeve has honestly been the only man able to fill such large shoes on the big screen, and has done so in Superman 1 and 2. Not since then has Hollywood been able to break through with a suitable replacement. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, its superman!

1. D R .  M A N H A T T A N aka Dr. Jon Osterman

Ain’t nobody got shit on Dr. Manhattan!! The only super-hero on the face of the earth that is allowed to strut around butt-ass neked and not be scolded for it – he answers to NOBODY.

After evaporating into thin air from a mishap while working in an “Intrinsic Field Subtractor”, his obsolete presence somehow miraculously assembles a new god-like body for himself. Dr. Manhattan is the smartest man in the universe and can now think on a quantum level, where he can manipulate space and matter to his liking. He can transform anything he wants, make multiple copies of himself, teleport, see the future and do literally anything else you can ever possibly imagine. In total essence, he is a god. Greg Plitt provided the body, and Billy Cudrup the face for Dr. Manhattan in last year’s Watchmen. Superman doesn’t have shit on Dr. Manhattan! ‘Nuff said.

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