ROXXXY The Sexbot – Every Virgin’s Demented Fantasy

Before I start my massacre on this – Please pop on Smokey Robinson’s – One Heartbeat (Can be found at bottom of post). VERY fitting for this article.

Looking to get your kicks off you fucking Virgi-Nerd? For only $6,495 you can own your very own self-loathing, pitty slam-bot; ROXXXY – The SexBot. Yup you heard it right, that’s only 325-less “Black in Back” DVD’s you won’t own, or 26-less real life herpe-encounters with Shirl-He whom you found on Craigslist at 3:34am last Wednesday night. Well worth it if you ask me. It is an investment after all.

Actually now that I think of it I’d rather get Chlamydia 26 encounters over than belittle myself to fucking a plastic doll. Its highlight features, taken directly from the trucompanion.com website are as follows:

“Knows your name, your likes and dislikes, can carry on a discussion and expresses her love to you and be your loving friend. She can talk to you, listen to you and feel your touch. She can even have an orgasm!” Continue Reading…