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Most of these are basic rules that every woman already knows and should be abiding by, but let’s just remind ‘em anyways. The number one obvious, such as no cheating, is omitted because that one is a no-brainer.Hopefully we actually have some women coming to this site to read this! If not, us as guys can all agree and acknowledge the things we dread.
10. Do Not Get In Between A Man-War:
Especially if it is between two best friends. There is nothing worse than your girlfriend taking the other guy’s side. Trust me, just stay out of the man-wars.
9. Do Not Shit In Front Of Your Boyfriend, Or Even Speak About It.
Peeing is OK, but there is something that happens in a man’s head when he sees the one he loves dropping heat rocks. A warm pile of shit is not a good image to associate with your beautiful, delicate flower.
8. Do Not Tell Your Best Friend EVERYTHING About Your Boyfriend.
There are certain things that are better off left in private between you two, and when your boyfriend finds out that you let go of a deep, dark secret he confided in you, he will be very hurt.
7. Do Not Let Yourself Go.
Just because you’re extremely comfortable with your significant other, it doesn’t make it ok for you to stop caring about your appearance. This is when a relationship goes stale and your boyfriend moves on to find a hotter number out there.
6. Always Make Sure Your “You Know What” Is Trimmed And Smelling Like Fresh Roses.
There is nothing grosser than taking a peak down in la-la-land and it smelling like the Pacific Ocean with a bunch of seaweed floating around.
5. Do Not Take Provocative Pictures With Other Men.
Do you really want to get into an argument that bad? If so, just lose the pictures and start something yourself. You are caught red-handed with something negative even if you didn’t fool around.
4. Do Not Keep Old Porn Pics/Vids Of You And Other Guys.
If your boyfriend ever finds out, you will have A LOT of explaining to do!
3. Never, Ever Talk About Sex With Your Ex.
The worst thing you want to do is put an image in your boyfriend’s mind of you and another guy getting it on. This can only lead to bad things, and trust issues.
2. Never Talk To Your Ex, Period.
Talking to your ex can only lead to bad things. Your ex is always going to try to fuck you again, and unless you want your relationship to end like a bolt of lightening, DO NOT talk to him.
1. Do Not Give Your Phone Number Out!
Your boyfriend seeing a random number calling your phone non-stop is sure to raise suspicion. Do not fall for the “I can get you a job” or “let’s just be friends” tricks guys try to pull. Everything is a lie! Unless you really want to break-up, it is pointless to give out your phone number.
