Text Messages From a Club Promoter
Text Messaging; It’s supposed to be this nifty little way to get ahold of someone in a quick, prompt to the point manner. But, over the years it has evolved into an eternal fuck show against you. I cannot tell you how much I used to love getting text messages. They were like little presents you would open up and couldn’t wait to read what they say. Now probably all but 1% of you that live in Los Angeles, better yet Hollywood, will understand the term promoter texts.Promoter texts are the anti-christ of text messages. They are sent from people who you USED TO LIKE, but now you cannot fucking stand the person because they are so damn annoying with their promoter texts. I am writing this article because of a text message I just woke up to at 10:30am, from this douchebag girl who thinks she is a promoter. It reads:
